Hey West and Billy and all of you guys who have been here for forever.. How have you not killed yourself by now? [A pause, then in a dismissive tone:] And before you guys even start? Relax. I'm totally not talking about killing myself or anyone else. It's just an exaggeration.

But seriously? How do you stand it?

[Private to Capa]
Okay, so I ( Read more... )

Fuck you, Admiral.

[Private to Crane]
He's gone.

[Private to Santa] - (pre-argument with Capa)
Hey Santa? Will you get Capa a nice telescope too? Like the one he had when he was a kid, except maybe a little bit nicer. Please.

Even in asylums and normal prisons, people get a routine. I mean, do I want to have to shower with everyone else? Not really.. but it would be nice to have things to do besides just like, reading all the time and working. Someone request a theater or a music room or something.. or start chaperoning the art room so we can actually go in there and ( Read more... )